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A term to describe a type of shit that is so wet it takes almost the entire roll of toilet paper to clean up yourself. Usually followed by a skid mark or safety wipe
Guy: "I gotta change my underwear soon, I had a mud-sweeper earlier"
Guy #2: "Make sure you do a safety wipe afterwards"
sl. extremly hot gal, derived from the german phrase "heisser Feger".
"whoa, look at the the girl over there. She's a Hot Sweeper!"
The pussy sweeper is a phenomenon. It will rock a woman's world like she has never experienced before. The pussy sweeper is moustache with super powers. Very few men are blessed with the heaven sent pussy sweeper. If you find a man with a pussy sweeper you better keep him.
While executing cunnilingus on a female the male's pussy sweeper amplifies the event. The pussy sweeper is both perfect in length as is in texture. Oral sex will enter a new dimension. The woman will pant so hard she will feel light headed. Her whole body will be covered in goose bumps. She will get mildly sweaty but in a hot way not gross. In her head she will be begging for more and more but can't speak because her body will be trembling with delight. The woman's orgasm will be a combination of psychedelic, glorious, super cool, magical, neato, and more. The pussy sweeper can not be described properly in words. Following the big O the pussy sweeper morphs into a pussy mop and soaks up all the cum and saliva leaving the woman's poontang happy and clean.
The white pussy sweeper is hands down the ultimate supreme champion.
Sheila: You know Randy from work?
Brenda: Randy who used to date my cousin Erica?
Sheila: No!! pussy sweeper randy! He rocked my world. He licked hoo hoo with absolute perfection. Santa delivered my Christmas present early. My cooter was shaking with delight. My toes curled and I saw stars. Call pussy sweeper randy. He will smooch your cooch and leave you wanting more
When someone constantly sweeps issues and problems under the rug so they don't have to deal with the problems.
My hubby is such a rug sweeper!
When a woman is so extremely good looking, that you take her home for Thanksgiving dinner. When you are sitting at the table with your entire family around,you can't hold back the sexual tension. You SWEEP the turkey from the table, in order to clear room on the dinning table. You then commence intercourse while your entire family, watches you commit the act.
Jennifer Aniston is a turkey sweeper.
A man's mustache. Like cookie duster or dick broom.
That guy who sucked me off had a sweet skeet sweeper.
The tuft of hair that some men grow directly under their bottom lip. Commonly referred to as a soul patch or flavor saver.
This term refers to the fact that a lot of these men are in fact gay and love to sickle the meat-pop, thus this tuft of hair typically sweeps the sack of the recipient.
Ohhhhh your sack sweeper makes my scrote feel all tingly.
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