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1) taylor swift is the music industry
2) omg, did you hear that the music industry is releasing another album?
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God and thereby billy may's successor. We are all children of Phil swift so if you value heaven you should worship Phil swift. All hail god.
Me: All hail Phil swift
Everyone smart: All hail Phil swift
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An immortal, godlike being with powers beyond human comprehension. Capable of destroying entire universes with just as little as a snap of his fingers.
John: Oh my god! It's Phil Swift!
Sam: Bow! Bow to him! Bow to our lord!
Phil Swift: Worry not, my children. I have come to bless you with my mighty powers. You may now fix anything with the power of Flex Tape.
John and Sam: Thank you god! Thank you!
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the mf music industry
taylor swift is the music industry
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Taylor Swift is an American songwriter/ pop star. Taylor Swift has two cats, Meredith and Olivia. Her favorite colors are purple and white. Taylor was born on December 13, 1989. Her lucky number is 13. Taylor is an inspirational person and has won lots of awards. Her music is catchy and easy to be addicted to.
People should enlighten themselves in some Taylor Swift.
Taylor Swift’s newest album is Lover.
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FLEX TAPE NOW THATS A LOTA DAMAGE
PHIL SWIFT HERE FROM FLEX TAPE
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the artist of decade. gorgeous. talented. funny. intelligent. turning your daughters gay.
person a: I FUCKING LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT, ALL TOO WELL IS THE BEST SONG IN EXISTENCE
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