swifty

Swifty (verb) (swiff-tea)

The act of engaging in a swift slurp of the peen. Accepted as a form of payment.

Bro, if you give me that monitor I will give you a Swifty

Swifty's for reps

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swiftie cupcake

An account that obsessed over Taylor Nation and desperately tries to get noticed. They say they love all her music and don’t have favorites. Their tweets are all basic and they are super fake. They have Never Met Taylor in their bio, abs their display name is preceded by Love,

swiftie cupcakes are the most annoying breed on stan twitter. they should go back to tumblr

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pulling a swifty

Australian slang - to intentionally deceive another person

I reckon that bloke was pulling a swifty when he said the dog was only two years old

Swifty Ban

Creating an event in World of Warcraft so large that you will inadvertently crash your server and become banned from the game.

Dude, their was so many people in gold shire that i got a swifty ban.

T Swifty

1. getting a blow job because the girl won't go any farther, kinda like Taylor Swift does
2. Popular way to say getting dome on Long Island

Mike: I'm gonna go get myself a T Swifty

Joe: Yo you hook up with Candice last night homie?
Andrew: Na man shes one of the tight bitches, just got a T Swifty

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swifties italiani

Swifties con Taste che vivono in Italia e attendono con ansia l'arrivo (cosa che non succede ma se succede) di Holy Taylor Swift e di Taylor "hippity hoppity Hoop siamo dei tasteless incompetenti nel nostro lavoro ia ia oh" Nation.

Taylor "viva gli Swiffer yuppy" Nation esistono anche gli swifties italiani lo sapete questo brutti incompetenti?

Tom Swifty

Tom Swifty

A Tom Swifty (or Tom Swiftie) is a phrase in which a quoted sentence is linked by a pun to the manner in which it is attributed. See the wikipedia article for a history of the word.

Examples of a "Tom Swifty";

"Do pens conduct electricity?" Tom inquired.

"I used to be a pilot," Tom explained.

"I swear to you, I'm not drowning!" Tom shouted in denial.

"I manufacture tables," Tom stated counter-productively.

"I think I have multiple personality disorder," said Tom, being Frank.

"I did not see that coming," said Anne frankly.

etc.

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