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Jirard Syndrome

A video game term, where you die in the exeact same place more than twice.

Last night when I was playing Super Mario World, I had a serious case of Jirard Syndrome; I kept jumping into the same hidden block over and over again.

by Wilseph May 28, 2015

75๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jenifer Syndrome

1) Inability to commit to a love interest for an extended amount of time.
2) A: Extreme laziness characterized by her inability to work or make an effort.
B: Extreme laziness such that social standards are ignored; I.E: Not wearing a bra to school.
3) Selfish attempt at comfort in an overcrowded car by laying across everyones lap.
4) Selfishness in a form of lacking compassion.
5) An overuse of hot sauce. IN EVERYTHING.

1)A: I liked this guy a lot for like two days but now I'm bored of him.
B: I think you have Jenifer Syndrome 1.
2)A: I can't see my floor! I need to clean my room.
B: You, my friend, are suffering from Jenifer syndrome 2.
3)A: We have to fit 8 people in the sedan.
B: I shot Jenifer Syndrome 3.
4)A: I hope my roommates commit suicide so I get straight A's in college.
B: OMG. YOU HAVE JENIFER SYNDROME 4.
5)A: YOUR PHO NOODLES ARE GLOWING RED. WHAT HAPPENED TO IT?
B: Hot sauce. I pulled a Jenifer.

by Jenifer Research Committee December 27, 2008

705๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gosselink Syndrome

A condition whereby a person has no talent or skill in his profession, and resorts to sucking dick for career security. It ends up becoming sever, as eventually all that the person does is suck on cock all of time, even resorting to using beard wax so that sperm doesn't crust up in his beard.

See the new kid following the boss around? He looks like he's coming down with Gosselink syndrome.

by EWSBBQEWewsgainy123 February 17, 2017


Elvarias Syndrome

buying blink on adc

"Rama ults" :Blinking after ult ends instead of 3 because its better thats Elvarias Syndrome

by MaestroDC January 19, 2022


Brown Syndrome

when you have a second gooch in place of another belly button

man did you hear aidan has brown syndrome?
yes bro iโ€™ve seen his second gooch

by mattox69420 November 10, 2018

59๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Yves Syndrome

The act of your joints cracking involuntarily.

After taking a nap, I got up and stretched and had Yves Syndrome.

by YvesSyndrome January 8, 2020


classroom syndrom

When you take a class and some ugly chick finally seems hot because there is nothing better to look at.

Dude, why did you bang that ugly bitch?

Yo Smoke, it was classroom syndrom.

by Wally Krunk from the grave January 30, 2008