Love Syrup

The "syrupy" substance emitted from the male or female sex organs by whatever means necessary. It doesn't have to be as a result of two people in love.

1. I shot my love syrup a foot into the air!
2. This love syrup tastes nice.
3. I picked up a hooker and the night ended with my love syrup all over her face.
4. My partner begged that I give them my love syrup.

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Syrup Alert!

A notifying exclamation that someone within visual range of the speaker is wearing an unconvincing hair piece or wig.
(origin rhyming slag for wig "Syrup Of Figs").

Note not to be confused with "Irish Jig Alert!" which is a warning that "Lord Of The Dance" is playing in town.

Two friends walk into an ironmonger's shop and notice that a waiting customer at the counter of advancing years has jet black hair with a side parting at the back of his head.

"Ooops! Syrup Alert!"

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Space Syrup

An alternative medicine made from the ingredients in the recipe by one alternative medicine physician, alledgely given to her by aliens. Even though it been called a snake oil medicine, many of the supporters said it cured almost everything.

Space Syrup did cured the cold in my case.

prison syrup

When looking at a member of the same sex and realizing that you have unknowingly loaded up your pants with a large amount of precum leaving you unsure of your true sexual orientation.

Tanner was sure he was only into women, but when he got done working out with his bros at the gym the other day he was surprised by the prison syrup he discovered in his underwear.

man syrup

A man's jizz, sperm, cum.

He shot a huge load of creamy, sticky man syrup down her throat.

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porn syrup

Another word for cum or some thing that has to do with cum

I pulled out and shot a big load of porn syrup all over her back.

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Chocolate Syrup

Used for sexual desires.

Lick that stuff off of my stomach! Mmmmmmm yeah baby!

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