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Like a reverse cowgirl, except the girl goes up and down making the "VWORP VWORP" noise.
Let's do a reverse TARDIS 'til you forget all about the time war!
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A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended
"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"
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An noun referring to a stereotype of a girl (usually 20s-30s, but sometimes your occasional cougar) in today's culture. She is a train wreck and does nothing but spend lots of money, tan, and get drunk at exclusive clubs and cause train wrecks. This word originates from the cast member of Bravo's The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kim. A one hit one she produced is called "Tardy for the Party", which is where this noun derives from because she is in fact a total train wreck and portrays this stereotype very well.
We were at Ghostbar in Las Vegas and saw this 50 year old cougar in a short bubble dress; and she had total orange skin. She was a tardy for the party.
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when suddenly you can't stop eating and the only explanation is that you're interdimensionally bigger on the inside
"My TARDIS munchies made me ransack my entire snack cabinet...in a day"
A TARDIS Twat refers to a short and petite female who just happens to have an unusually wide and abnormally deep vaginal cavity. TARDIS TWAT can also refer specifically to the vagina itself.
The word TARDIS originates from the BBC series, Dr. Who, where the TARDIS was a smallish looking box, the inside of which was enormous. This was due to a distortion of time and space.
"So I get her in the sack and start going at it, and I asked her 'Is it in yet?'. This TARDIS Twat was so big I couldn't even figure out if my pecker was in there. So I talked her into anal...which was much better."
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Used in regards to one who acts tardy/retarded/lame.
Jeff and I were playing strip Boggle while his girlfriend, Monika, was riding the tardy bus.
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"Slow" turtle from 'The Greg the Bunny Show". Has a Phd from Harvard and like to eat sandwiches.
Tardy the Turtle:"The crayon's taste like purple"
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