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When your British friend absolutely demolishes a subordinate being in any social situation.
Ann: I’m scamming you right now
Aidan: GET BRIT ON
Ann: *dies*
A mentally challenged individual from the UK, who travels to foreign countries with no intention of integrating with the culture there. Instead, they hunt down a full English breakfast, followed by a bar to watch football, 10 pints of Carling and a Sunday roast. Never attempts any of the language and is constantly ridiculed by locals who know they can't understand one word they are saying. They sit on the beach in uncomfortable temperatures, wear no sun cream, a white handkerchief on their head and sit down to dinner resembling a lobster that's been caught on the job. Such an individual can be mostly found in Spain in any location prefaced by 'Costa', the Algarve and various other areas that have been downgraded in order to make these people feel more at home.
'Carol goes to the Benidorm every year and stays at the Royal George. She says they do a lovely Shepherds pie.' ...... 'Really? What a Brit abroad!'
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to get extremely drunk and cause havock where ever you are just like english people on holidays
brits on the piss is when england play football matches
The most British channel on YouTube. 100% Yorkshire Tea certified. Also the CEO of SpiffCo, which has conquered many lands. There is no exploit he cannot find.
One day the Spiffing Brit is going to find the exploit to real life.
Becoming sexually aroused by people from Great Britain. This can either be a heterosexual attraction (if your natural attraction is for members of the opposite sex from Great Britain) OR a homosexual attraction (if your attraction is to members of the same sex from Great Britain). This fetish seems to be most common amongst the citizenry of the United States of America.
For Americans who cannot hear the difference between an accent from the three countries of Great Britain (England, Scotland and Wales) and the accent of someone from IRELAND - often times a Brit Fetish and an Irish Fetish can be confusing and/or synonymous.
"Oooooh - Colin Firth, Daniel Craig, Clive Owen ... they are SO hot! I think I have a Brit Fetish ..."
"Really? It's Colin Ferrell and Liam Neeson who do it for me!"
"Silly Yank! You don't have a BRIT Fetish! You have an IRISH fetish!"
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The cause of every world problem.
George: Hey Dan, you know the crazy shit that’s going on in the middle east right now?
Dan: Yea, it’s because of the brits
George: What about poverty in Africa?
Dan: the brits
George: Conflict in Myanmar?
Dan: the brits
George: World War ll?
Dan: the brits
George: Hey! Who ate my cookie?!
Dan: the brits
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The dirty, evil and damned people known as the “Brits.”
Those dirty Brits...