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When too much Tequila is embibed by an individual causing erectile failure
Sorry baby, I drank too much tequila and I've got myself a Mexican Slinky.
Kicking cinder blocks (or other large, dense, heavy object) down steps.
Preferably performed in the early hours of the morning (3:30am ~ 5:30 am) after a night of heavy drinking. Most often takes place in fraternity houses or other housing facilities where many college aged people live.
You need to stay after meeting so we can discuss an incident that happened last night which we hear is called "extreme slinky".
When one slams their penis in a door, and then screams and runs from the pain, elongating their penis. The act is also done by Manjo players looking to fine tune their instrument
Henry carefully did the slinky dinky in order to fine tune his manjo
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when a bunch of Asians that are typically Chinese or Vietnamese get caught in barbed wire that resembles a slinky
All them Gooks got caught in the chink slinky!
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To pass out at a party then get mercilessly Bitched by your friends E.g have a bald patch shaved into the back of your head and a giant penis drawn onto it.....
Aimz "Dude what happened to you!"
Vikki " I passed out at chelsea's party and dean shaved off my eyebrows"
Aimz "oh man u pulled a slinky!"
some time later...
Aimz "Did u hear about vikki pulling a Slinky at the party? She lost her eyebrows, fuckin hilarious right?"
A pink slinky is when your asshole prolapses and ur asshole looks like Majin Buu, it also can end up looking like the slinky dog from Toy Story but pink and your intestines.
As I played flappy bird I tapped my phone so hard that I had a pink slinky and needed it be surgically removed.