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When your scrotum is so loose, someone can stick their head in it, and wear it like a hat.
"Holy shit! You got some saudi arabian top hats!"
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A description of a ladys tunnel of love,when the lady in question has been fuckin since she was 14 years old
That crack whore wasn't worth $3 man,it was like stickin my dick into a top hat !!
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The sexual act of inserting the three middle fingers into a vagina (or anus), through the underwear.
Mike's horny girlfriend asked him for a three fingered cotton top hat.
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one of the 4 men involved in a mystical thing called the giant circle.
Hey man giant circle tonight!
No man, top hat eye patch man already gave me a great time last week.
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The man sits on the woman with his testicles covering her eyes, he puts his penis in her mouth whilst pooing on her head.
James gives a great blind mans top hat
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A top hat is something that only an idiot wears. If they wear a top hat every day they are stupid, have a small dick. They have no friends and they are so annoying.
"This dumb person is wearing a Top Hat"
When a person doesn't believe you and calls cap on your shit (say's you are lying) but you are not capping.
E: I got her number dawg.
A: Cap! no hoes.
E: Top Hat! Whatchu mean? *shows actual number*