brat-tail

(n.) a tail of hair that grows from the back of one's head as they are, or, after they have vocalized or performed an act of disrespect.

ex.- Darren's brat-tail grew like four feet after he tripped Mrs. Petowsky.

Tail Fail

Unable to ejaculate man gloop inside the womb of a desirable female due to being intoxicated.

Geoffery: 'What what dear chap, did you manage to unload a jar of man mayonnaise into that philly with the big bangers from the polo club last night?'

Rupert: 'Unfortunately I had one too many Scotch's and after one hour of bumping and grinding I experienced tail fail'.

Geoffery: 'Queer'.

gator tail

I long, beautiful, line of cocaine.

Me and Jimmy sat up all night, blowin gator tails every thirty minutes, it was nice.

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Whale Tail

the whale tail is the shape formed when a g-string rides up high over a womans trousers

oh my god look at that butt, her whale tail is showing so high!

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huff-tailing

Spending time exploring what can be accomplished on a motel bed after dropping coins into the "Magic Fingers" device. In honor of John Houghtaling, inventor of the Magic Fingers, who passed away in 2009.

With another couple days' driving ahead of them, Mia and JJ thought they should hit the laundromat, but nobody else was going to be smelling them in that junker they'd borrowed, so all their quarters went toward some surprisingly intimate huff-tailing on the saggy motel mattress.

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acid tail

The stinging, burning sensation you get in the very corner of your raw asshole after a spicy, fiery diarrhea session.

"Owwwww, bro. Juarez's bean and cheese burrito gave me fucking acid tail."

fairy tail

A relatively new anime that has become popular due to its great humor and action sequences.

Fairy Tail will probably one day become as popular as FMA, Naruto, Bleach, and even One Piece. fairy tail has also recieved good reviews from critics.

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