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A man who takes another mans penis up the asshole example anal intercourse.
He was a real pipe taker getting asshole fucked daily.
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Someone who offers alternative foods, with the aim of obscuring the real object of their attention - the cake. This selfish creature is not above sneaking back to the fridge once the threat of other would-be eaters has passed, devouring the cake in whole. She will deny her cake lust at all costs, but step away from her coveted jewel for even a moment and you won't see it again.
You have been invited to a birthday party and the host informs you this is a non-traditional celebration - beware, a cake taker is in your midst.
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The one person in every group of friends that everyone holds to a lower standard than everyone else , usually the ugliest and/or the weirdest, therefore they're the one that always takes the group pictures
You guys want to go out tonight? Yea, but just us, don't invite the picture takers
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He took your soul last night... That makes him a soul-taker
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When in a public restroom, taking a dump, someone startling the one taking the dump. This has various results.
Man, I was almost finished when that Turd Taker came in.
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A man who freely has sex with 3 or more women individually within 24 hours.
Amy accused her husband of being a pussy taker.
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Someone who uses up all the damn shit tickets. Usually leaving you to start, realize you're out, and have to do the cheek-clinch-penguin-waddle to get more.
Jake "I was in such a rush to drop a deuce the other day, I didn't even realize we were out of shit tickets..."
Brant "LOL yeah dude, hate when that happens".
Jake "It was prolly travis, you'd think he has the worst shits the way he uses that stuff. Damn Ticket Taker.
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