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Christian Taliban

The Christian taliban is used to refer those conservative christians who are very religious and want their religion to play a big role in public life, influencing laws (for instance, making abortion illegal). It is used towards those christian Americans who while very “conservative” are nowhere near the Talibans in terms of backwardness.

Christian Taliban

by Dandy needs Candy October 3, 2020

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taliban tan

Everyone thinks a standard tanning bed gives the darkest and richest shade around, but those who think that have never experienced the Taliban Tan. It is the shade of skin you have after it is melted by radiation from a bomb that exploded near your tiny little village.

"Iraq is the best location for Taliban Tans. be sure to wear sunblock! Sun poisoning leads to war."

by Glimpze740 July 11, 2008

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Taliban's Shoe

Taliban Shoe

Irish Idiom

An item, interest, or hobby that when brought up is extremely socially difficult to explain

Oi Oisin that fox tail you're wearing is quite the taliban's shoe

by neoveci August 30, 2021


Canadian Taliban

Canadian geese when they shit up your yard leaving "landmines" aka shit piles for you to step on.

The Canadian Taliban are back for the summer.

by Milfsrus April 25, 2019


Taliban Quality

Something that is so low in quality, that it could be compared to the horrible Taliban that has plagued Afghanistan.

Samsung cameras are literally taliban quality.

by Hoeman69 February 27, 2022


Taliban taxi

Alternate name for the Toyota Hilux, a small pick-up truck made by Toyota that enjoys great popularity among terrorists and other insurgent groups. Most famously associated with ISIS and the Taliban.

"Ay Bruce, you still got that Hilux?"
"Yeah mate... them old Taliban taxis are bombproof!"

by Robert Sanvagene December 24, 2022


Toilet Taliban

One who runs into a bathroom and loudly Defecates.

You are only a toilet Taliban if you rush into the toilet, and your poop is audibly loud.

Subject one has just dined at Taco Bell. His bowels are furious and he rushes to the restroom. Opon arrival the remnants of two enchiritos and a soft drink burst forth from his rectum with a retort that was heard throughout the restaraunt. The FBI reported him as a toilet Taliban.

by Alexiosassypants August 10, 2015