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M: Honey lets have sex
F: We can't this week i'm on the rag
M: Fart!! tampons are the ultimate fun sponge
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A paper penis that the ladies stick in their cunt when they are on their period.
Please don't be suprised when you find a whole box of them in your mothers underwear drawer!
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someone who is up themselves (where do you put a tampon?)
overheard taxi driver on radio "just dropping a couple of tampons at the airport"
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Nickname given to reservist in the military for bleeding only once a month.
That guy cant cut it in active duty, thats why hes a tampon
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When a female is on her period
Dude1: "damn I couldn't fuck that girl today.. the tampon's on"
Dude2: "what?"
Dude1: "she's on her period, bro!!!"
long fluffy clouds that girls stick up there coochie to flavour them and then eat them
hey do you have any tampons i can borrow, i’m getting hungry
when a drug addict or drunk woman needs to change her tampon, and she throws it in your backyard.
jack: bro this homeless woman just tamponed me!!
bob: wow bro howd u clean that up??