Tampon

First of all, if you don't know what a Tampon is you shouldn't, or ask your mom. Also, don't you have a life. A tampon is used for Periods. A period is only for Girls, about 11 and up. A period is when blood, and other stuff goes out of a females vagina. This happens once a month, when the egg inside the girl mattures. When the egg leaves so does the blood that cushions the egg. A tampon is used so the blood does not ruin the girls clothes and go everywhere. You insert a tampon inside your vagina(in the hole that the penisgoes in for sex)You remove the cover, and the tampon opens up, inside there is a clothe that pretects blood flow inside the girl.

Girl: Oh, wait let me take out my tampon
Guy: Your not gonna get pregnat are you?
Girl: No, I'll be fine
Me:RETARDS, THIS IS WHY THERE IS TEEN PREGNANCY

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tamponed

A skating term when a skateboard vertically makes contact with the skaters privates.

Skater1: Oh yea, i can do a kickflip.
(runs to try)
OOOOWWWW
Skater 2: MAN HE JUST GOT TAMPONED!!
(laughter)

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Tampone

When a tampon is used to own somebody

Andrew was uberly tamponed last night, when a bloody tampon was inserted into his oral cavity as he slept.

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Tampon

lollipops coded with sugar and maybe even sour powder

Mmmm.. yum give me more tampons bro

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Tampon

Something that girls jam up their vagina when they get their period. IT can be VERY uncomfortable if inserted incorrectly. If left in long after the max time (8 hours), a life-threatening, possibly fatal infection may sometimes develop. There is a common virginity misconception about this. Only a PENIS (possibly a dildo) can make you lose your virginity.

Shannon! I'm on the rag, I need a tampon!
You'll get TSS, you silly girl!
Oh! Give me a pad. Good we have EDUCATION.

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Tamponed

When someone throws a used tampon at your face.

Yo, dat fool got tamponed!

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tampon

A monkey holding a flower while riding on top of a firetruck.

I love watching the tampons in the parade!

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