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A reliable car made by the ford motor company. In it's older models, it may not have been the prettiest of cars (although the 96 model looks eerily like a puppy), but it can survive anything. It will win in a fight with most other vehicles and objects and has been known to fix it's own problems on occasion. It does tend to develop an annoying squeak in the engine, but you can just quit your bitching and deal with it cause it's not hurting anybody is it?
My ford taurus has been squeaking like mice on acid, but then I hit a big pothole and it just gave up. Very nice!
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A five shot revolver chambered in .45 Colt/.410 shotgun. Usually used as protection in the backcountry from poisonous snakes and predators, works well for defending ones self from carjackers, and other scum, since both buckshot AND slugs can be deployed in rapid succession.
"With a Taurus Judge, if the buckshot doesn't send 'em packin', the slugs'll put 'em down, but good"
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YES. a match made by the literal devil but the sex is immaculate
i had sex with this taurus girl it was amazing
ofc it was you’re a scorpio. scorpio+taurus works out so good
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Adam Taurus is a current side villan from the episodic/fantasy/animated show RWBY , made by Rooster Teeth and the lovely late Monty Oum. He is voiced by Garret Hunter.
This guy is an over-dramatic, dickish, psychopathic, and in my opinion, the ultimate badass of the show. I mean, come on! Have you seen his skill and semblance?! Design?! His design mainly uses the colours black and red and has been deemed one of the best designs in the series. Right now he's been causing a biiiiit of pain- he's been a key factor in helping the show spiral down into it's even darker themes.
If you wanna see more, look him up kiddos.
"Yeah, I don't think Adam Taurus is redeemable at this point."
"Adam Taurus is an asshole."
"I respect Adam Taurus, because he's the *only* villain in the series that is truly a villain-villain. That's why everyone hates him- because they sympathize and believe they have good qualities to them."
"I'm currently in a love-hate relationship with this dude."
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A name usually said fast to sound like you are saying the word clitoris.
I called the local bar to fuck with the bartender and got him to call out loud the name Clint Taurus. Ha ha ha. It was so funny he sounded like he was looking for some clitoris.
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Similar to a 'temper tantrum'; although severely more melodramatic and uncompromising. When subjected to someone acting out in a taurus-tantrum, it's best to not make any sudden movements or loud noises. They are likely to respond unpredictably without restraint or rationality.
"I don't know what's worse: A taurus-tantrum or a pisces pity-party..."
virgo and taurus, soulmates crafted by god, the perfect pair, made to love each other. as they are both earth signs, they truly are connected in a way no other pair are. virgo with their perfect smile and amazing sense of humour, taurus with their beautiful eyes and a contagious laugh, the two make the ultimate bond that could never be broken.
they are the definition of love <3
person 1: look at them, they look so happy
person 2: their soulmates, they must be a virgo and taurus
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