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When a man rubs a woman up and down with tea leaves then pours hot (but not scalding) water on her. He then proceeds to get as much into her vagina as possible and drinks it out before shitting on her ankles. She starts to sing "I'm a Little Teapot" while he positions her and then accomplishes very rough anal sex.
"Dude, I heard Brent did the Alabama Teapot last night."
"He totally did, Cassie's been humming the song all day!"
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Is a sexual act between a man and a women. the male participant must lower his testicles in to the females mouth while simultaneously drawing a painting on the wall\ceiling with his own feces.
"put the Aborigine teapot on, Im on my way round"
"its cold outside better put the Aborigine teapot on"
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A sexual act where whilst the man teabags his partner he ejaculates on their torso.
Would you like to snowflake the teapot tonight love?
Ah lads, I was in the middle of snowflaking the teapot last night when her mum walked in
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A very high pitched queef sounding like a teapot releasing steam .
Ew man Tiffany let out a gnarly camels teapot last night .
A way of describing someone who's fake or just a cunt.
"I heard that Jim putting the smack on your hoe".
"He's a right pigeon in a teapot, he has'nt a chance".
When a guy puts his balls in a tea pot and his lady friend blows through the snout. This creates a Jacuzzi effect on the balls.
My girlfriend gave me the most awesome teapot Jacuzzi while staying in koh lipe.
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An act of masturbation where the person sticks at least one finger up their ass whilst masturbating.
Robert- Why're you looking at that kettle in a weird way
Adam- Had myself a teapot wank last night
Robert- You're messed up man.
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