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infrastructural technology

Those technological components which support the general end user population inside a local area network. The servers, switches, wires, network based printers, e-mail, other components and software that individual work groups don't want to pay for because everyone uses them.

What is the cost of maintenance and upgrades to our infrastructural technology going to be this year, Bob?

by bfrazier September 23, 2008

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technological rape

the act of plugging the wrong cord into the wrong device. Usually occurs in the dark when your fumbling through a plethora of cords.

cell phone charger into ipod, ipod charger into laptop, laptop charger into cell phone = technological rape

by Skandar December 24, 2010

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NT Technology

NT = New Technology

i.e, Windows NT

The Windows 2000 title screen says, "Windows 2000: Built on NT Technology.

Doesn't that mean "Built on new technology technology?" That's as dumb as saying ATM Machine!

by C. Bettis August 13, 2007

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Nigga Technology

Nigga Technology is any kind of technology that is either pointless or stupid. ie.

Man 1:Why are you sending text messages from a pager when you have a cell phone?
Dumbass: Cuz' I can
Man 1: That's Nigga Technology for you.

by BanditmanEXE October 15, 2006

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Technological edging

Technological edging is the broad concept of intentionally delaying the practical use or possession of a technology in order to capitalize on potential new and better innovations of the technology. The term 'edging' brazenly refers to the sexual act of edging, meaning to delay orgasm in order to achieve a more satisfying ending.

Specifically, technological edging could mean holding out on buying a new smartphone or PC, even if you desperately need one, in order to capitalize on next year's advancements in consumer tech. In other words, people delay buying in order to not feel sad when the next best tech comes out, so they might as well wait for another year.

Technological edging can also apply to much bigger and broader ultimate goals, such as delaying future space exploration (on mars, the moon, etc.) in order to capitalize on the future impending innovations of science and technology. Such a move, in one's opinion, may be the wiser option.

Example 1
Friend 1: Omg the new Galaxy S20 looks dope! Are you gonna get it?

Friend 2: Nope, I'm practicing technological edging rn. I wanna delay getting a new phone so I won't complain about the next new phone being better than it. I already have the Galaxy S9 and it's still going well so.

Example 2
The postponement of Trump's plan for sending astronauts to the Moon might seem disappointing at first, but hey, at least scientists can technological edge it and benefit from potential new breakthroughs in their space tech.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 2, 2020


bum technology

Any sort of tool, shelter, or device crafted from materials easily accessible to the homeless by a homeless person. An example would be a bench press constructed from two wooden crates, a slab of plywood, some rusty bike frames, and a large metal rod fitted with bags of sand or cinderblocks on either end.

"Is that homeless guy fishing with a stick and some pipe cleaners?"

"Yep. That's some serious bum technology"

by dudemanguybroface April 12, 2010


Butterface Technology

Technology like make-up or photo filters to enhance the appearance of someone who is not attractive without it.

I've been talking with this cute chick online and we decided to meet up. That's when I realized she catfished me using butterface technology!

by advfreak August 7, 2023