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The South African politicians way of pronouncing "turd". Same goes for "bed" (bird), "thed" (third) etc.
Buthelezi: Eish, I just founa eh eh eh ted unner ma chair (translation: I can't believe it, I just found a turd under my chair)
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A way to describe a DJ set is kickin' off "like Ted Rock", and a way to imply someone is a serial killer based on their behaviour "like Ted Rock" and also a way to suggest sexually explicit double entendres "Like a Ted Rock Touch"
Wow, this DJ is kickin' off like a Ted Rock Show
Oh, this guy is freakin' me out like Ted Rock
oooh, baby, c'mon, c'mon now touch me like Ted Rock
A man who raped, stalked, and murdered 30+ women and was the first serial killer to have his trial on television.
Ted worked at a suicide hotline too, and is currently suffering in hell.
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Shamefully ignorant and criminally insane, Ted Stevens is an Alaska senator. Too old to understand things, Ted Stevens thought the Internet was a "series of tubes." Also tried to build a $200mil bridge to a property he owned. Set phazers to steal.
Ted Stevens: aka "A series of Teds" and "The Pork King"
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A drink that consits of vodka and cranberry redbull
Hey Brian! Do you want another Ted Kennedy?
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The author of Industrial Society and It's Future. Has some explosively accurate descriptions of leftism.
Have you read Uncle Ted's Manifesto? I don't agree with what he did, but I agree with what he said!
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New nickname for Texas's junior senator Ted Cruz after he abandoned his post in Texas during a power outage crisis to fly to Cancun for a short vacation that he planned AFTER the crisis started, but then quickly tucked tail and flew immediately back to Texas, throwing his family under the bus as an excuse for his absence. Nickname is a play on words based on Donald Trump's nickname for Cruz which is Lyin Ted, based on Cruz's penchant for lying.
I'm a Republican from Texas, but even I can't defend Flyin Ted on this one.