Tell it to Elton

A response to someone's complaint that they didn't get what they feel they deserved.

Similar to 'Talk to the hand'.

Guy 1: Dude, I total earned that money.
Guy 2: You broke the mower, ripped up the garden. How do you deserve anything?
Guy 1: Yeah, but I was sweating out there!
Guy 2: Tell it to Elton.

iTune telling

When you can't make up your mind about something. Use your iTune's shuffle and take the meaning of the next random song to help you decide.

"Dude I don't know what to do. When shall I call her?"
"I dunno man, do some iTune telling."

Yesterday - Beatles (this is when you re-shuffle)

hard to tell.

An expression that rejects judgement, while instead admitting the complexity of a situation.

Maria: "He seemed like a nice guy."

Bri: "Well, it's hard to tell."

Text and Tell

The act of telling your friends about something important or personal that somebody shared with you via text messaging

Fred: "Dude, I told John about how I banged Kevin's mom over text last night, and now everybody including Kevin knows about it!"

D'Avante: "Damn that fool done did text and tell on yo ass"

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Hespling telling

Hespling telling is when you’re sleeping and telling stupid dumb shit out loud

Roommate 1: (Zzz)Huh lung ze ta nid too bitch.
Roommate 2: Hey bro he’s Hespling telling.
Roommate 3: Yea Ik.

test and tell

The moment after a test where you and your friends discuss some of the answers and often berate the professor for making the midterm so difficult.

Usually done outside a lecture hall but can be anywhere a midterm is taking place

Is considered bad manners in some situations

Johnny: "Hey Steve what did you think of that econ midterm?"
Steve: "Idk dude it was kinda hard, i guess for like 3 of them"
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^Conversation lasts twenty minutes

Mike: "Hey Guys i just RAPED that test! 100%!!!!!"

Johnny: "What an ass..."

Luke: "Guys don't test and tell...its bad manners"

i’m telling

Telling is the act when someone tell on you for doing something bad.

Cindy was stealing candy from her mom, he sister caught her and was like “I’m telling” she told her mom . Telling meaning telling her mother