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This is a 'mangled metaphor'. It mixes up 3 idioms:
Piss on my leg and tell me it's raining
Piss on one's chips
Piss and vinegar
To deliberately and painstakingly go out of one's way to ruin a friend's chances of success. Usually done jokingly with reference to the opposite sex.
No way do I want you as my wingman. You would piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar.
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The old days, when this was your biggest problem.
"Man, I can't deal with any of this! Remember when our biggest problem was where the candy aisle was in a grocery store? CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE'S THE CANDY?"
TMSIDK is the abbreviation of Tell Me Something I Don't Know. To show sarcasm at the obvious.
Person 1: "It's raining out"
Person 2: "Tell Me Something I Don't Know"
Can also look at sites like www.tmsidk.com for more info.
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The new slang or term to beak someone. Thought up by the epic freestyler Shaq. This phrase can be used to make fun of someone and is a sure when to shut the other guy up
tony: You aye you suck bro your a piece of garbage
mike: is that right?
tony: ya man your worthless
mike: well.. tell me how my ass tastes!
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A saying used when you do something that makes anyone look weak, or makes you look superior.
Coined by Shaquille O'Neal's rap against Kobe.
Person A: "You're gonna get intercepted, watch!"
Person B: "Never! Watch, for the touchdown!"
Person A intercepts Person B
Person B: "Damn..."
Person A: "Tell me how my ass tastes."
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Disbelieving response to an attempt to mislead, equivalent to: "pull the wool over my eyes"
You tell me that you've worked as an airline pilot and a surgeon, too? Go on ... you'd piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining.
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