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Tessa

Tessa is a butthole. that is all.

TESSA YOU SUCK

by tessasucks May 5, 2018

7πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Tessa

A stuffed animal, usually a donkey, that is used for making puppet shows, and in rare cases eats cubes of american cheese, yogurt, and sliced pickles with relish. Normally this is the color of maroon.

dude, that is a really awesome tessa!!!

by #45 farty July 18, 2009

94πŸ‘ 362πŸ‘Ž


Tessa

slutty hoe who is hot as fuck and is a stripper

Damn that fucking Tessa has big ass tittys

by JJINX November 25, 2020

4πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Tessa

A Tessa is a very funny person who is fun to be around. Whenever you’re with a Tessa you find yourself laughing uncontrollably. Though she may lose her temper at times, she is a very free spirited, fun loving girl/women and is something you MUST hold on to.

Tessa: Love ya bitch
Friend: *lmao

by Ihateallsiennas February 17, 2020

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Tessa

Believed to have been the originator or patriarch of the ideology that one must always remain; languid or lethargic at all costs never to use anymore energy than to breath.

After eating such a large meal, being tessa sounds perfect.

by Nithloc July 11, 2008

79πŸ‘ 353πŸ‘Ž


Tessa

an enormous power shit that leaves you feeling tired and lazy afterward

John: Dude you don't look so good you might want to go to the nurse.

Jeff: Nah man im fine i just had a Tessa.

by Alex Stretch Miller April 4, 2011

29πŸ‘ 123πŸ‘Ž


Tessa

Tessa is a sweet, gullible, and hilarious friend. She is shy at first, but as you get to know her she becomes such an amazing friend and so much fun to hangout with. Tessa is not good with conflict, as she is too sweet to argue. But, when it comes to that, she is very forgiving. If you are dating a Tessa, be straight up about things. Trust me, she can take it. Tessas love to be cuddled and feel loved, so show your affection. Tessa is bold and courageous, and has a drop dead gorgeous face and body.

:) tessa’s amazing
i know.

by megan_ bestieeeee March 28, 2022

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž