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A larger variable of the word Clusterfuck. A clusterfuck the size of Texas is uttered because 'everything is bigger in texas'.
That right there was a Texan Clusterfuck.
When a dentist is doing a dental procedure and and t-bags the patient during the procedure, but before hand puts Benzocaine on his balls so they are numb and Tingley so he can not feel it.
Oh Damn he just got the blind Texan
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A adulterous overweight Desi fob who spends most of his time trying to pick up young girls so he can take them back to his cubicle and assault them with his two inch lulli. The rest of his day is spent fornicating with his pet pig "Muslimah" and posting pictures of his wife on Smuts.com. Check for him at your local Masjid.
Man that Hostile Texan is one fat sleasy motherfucker.
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A verb that refers to pranking a friend by changing their background on an electronic device to a creepy looking santa.
The joke, however is that most people will assume the worst when they hear the term, so keep people out of the loop as long as possible in order to keep the joke alive.
Ted: Bro, I hear Roger just got texan santa'd.
Roger (overhearing): Woah, what does that mean?
Ted: Don't worry, you'll find out.
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the houston texans are losing... again
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The NFL's newest team, the Texans were established in 2002. After struggling during their first two seasons, they appeared to be turning a corner with a 7-9 record in 2004 and better play by quarterback David Carr. However, they finished as the worst team in the league in '05, taking a big step backwards. The Texans are known for having a poor offensive line (which leads to many sacks), mediocre defense, and bad runningbacks.
"The Houston Texans go down again. They lose to the 49ers, and Houston will be the worst team in the National Football League."
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The team that suffered the most from the dreadful year of despair; 2020, and has now become the Main Laughing stock of the NFL.
WHY WOULD THE HOUSTON TEXANS RUN THE BALL AND GET KNOCKED FOR A SAFETY!?
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