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noun: one whose lifestyle, personality, behaviors, or situation are so simple that they are described completely and frequently in various foundational, introductory, or base-level textbooks; often but not necessarily one who finds great difficulty in circumstances with which a reasonable person would not struggle
David is such a textbook basic that my Psych 101 book had covered all of his problems by the third page.
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The act of dropping a textbook, usually a dictionary, onto your meat (penis, testicles).
I'm going to textbook my meat. Ow!
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A deflection technique that is frequently used.
"Are you saying I'm unathletic... Cause yeah I am"
"He just used a Textbook Deflection Technique"
Dude did you see the textbook break-up?
they trully kicked ass
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If you kids don't quiet down i'll get out our old friend mr. textbook and you can make notes from him, and if you don't like it call the kids help line.
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A textbook cum-stain is the visible splotch of cum spot left on a guy's textbook after he jacks off in class.
I remember having a lot of textbook cum-stains on my books in highschool. I still have some of them!
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v. The act of selling one's text books from the previous semester back to the university. This will ALWAYS result in feelings of abuse, frustration, being ripped off, and barely enough cash to pay for a conciliatory ice cream cone.
"Dude, I spent like $500 on text books for class this spring, and I went to the university book store for a Textbook buy-back, and they only paid me $23 for the whole lot!"
"Wow! That's messed up! You must feel pretty ripped-off, abused, and frustrated. Wanna go get some ice cream?"
"Sure. Next year I'm definitely buying my books online, if the school posts the book list earlier than seven days before class!"