I'm going to jump your bones

Intercourse. Imma jump and top of you im gonna jump you down to the core, I'm gonna make your bones shake😏

I'm going to jump your bones when we get up stairs

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I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe.

Use this phrase in times of extreme anger towards other people, when your brain isn't functioning well enough to put together a logical, coherent threat.

I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe.

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Screw you guys, I'm going home

The catchphrase that is said by a fatass who wants to go home/is tired of his friends.

Cartman: "Screw you guys, I'm going home."

i'm going to do so much winning

The cocky, optimistic view of one's future success. The Donald, Trump, Trumpism, Trumpster, Trumper, Trumpet, The Apprentice, winning, Republican, winner, leader, CEO

I'm going to do so much winning when I start my new job, I may be CEO by the end of the year. You know who you sound like, I know I know, The Donald!

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Oh Shit I'm going to die syndrome

defined in "How to roll a blunt for dummies"
so high, you dont enjoy the high, but just feel that death is near, usually experienced when smoking some really dank weed.

Kid 1: Oh dude, whats wrong with me? OH GOD, WHATS WRONG WITH ME?!

Kid 2: Chill out man, you just have Oh Shit I'm going to die syndrome, just go to sleep.

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I'm going to have to give you a duh on that!

Anytime one person says something silly or dumb that everyone around them knows to be true or fact about the person talking.

Senario 1:
Me: Man I'm sleepy.
You: Your always sleepy.
Me: I'm going to have to give you a duh on that!

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i'm going to phalanx you macedonian style

I'm going to defeat you with the utmost originality and perfection.

Jon: Ramble Ramble Ramble, screw you guys, I'm going home.
Tal: Jon, I'm going to phalanx you Macedonian style.
Teacher: I'm not sure whether to send you to the principles office or give you commendation.