skated

When someone tries to troll you but he gets trolled by your friends or gets trolled by you

Dude!!! that girl got skated!

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skates

that's great.
cool.
what you say when you approve of something.

i'm on your top friends on facebook,skates!

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skates

car wheels; synonymous with dubs, rims, twankies, shoes, blades, or any other term for car wheels

"Did you see that new 50 Cent video?"
"Yeah, son. He had that Cadillac truck sittin on some thrity inch skates!"

"Soon as I get the money from that worker's comp settlement, I'ma put some new skates on the Cutless"

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eight and skate

To work a regular eight-hour shift.

"You workin' overtime?" "Naw, just eight and skate."

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Skated

the infamous 2 man rap group made up of Tha Boi and Simshady

Yo nigga u cop dat Skated cd? Nah nigga dem white boiz piss me off...Why nigga? Uh they sung dis song sayin yo black peepill entertainment

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Freeline Skates

Two separate aluminum skates for each foot with s-shaped trucks and a type of longboard wheels with less, but just enough grip. The skater is only held by the skate's grip tape and no straps.

Common reactions are:
"Whoa"
"Wow"
"How the f*ck can you do that?"
"How do you balance on that?"
"Is that like a ripstik?"
"Can I try?"
"Why is your skateboard cut in half?"

Freeline skaters usually have good looks, big shlongs, and an amazing personality.

I just saw a good looking guy who probably has a big shlong on a metal skateboard that was cut in half. He must've been on Freeline Skates!

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figure skating

One of the hardest sports to master in the world. Requires balance, flexibility, strength, power, hand-eye co-ordination, tenacity and bravery. Figure skaters wear flesh-coloured tights and dresses/skirts so it is more aerodynamic for their movements, not because it is skimpy (see idiot above for inaccurate definition). Figure skaters are arguably the toughest athletes in the world, because of the dangerously slippery ice and no padding surrounding their bodies if they fall or crash. Also, their blades are 4mm thick which makes it very hard for them to balance. Also, after a hard day's work of skating, skaters may end up in tears every so often, because of the emotional and physical and mental pain. It's just that hard--but in the end, they always love the sport no matter what.

Figure skating is the best sport in the world. Ever. Period.

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