Guys

1) A human being thinking of sex mostly every minute.
2) A thing with a amazing way to trick you into doing anything.
3) A thing I will always love!
4) A thing you have sexual intercousre with every time they try to give you a kiss, or at least thinks about sexual intercousre during the kiss.
5) Has a Penis, Cock, Dick, or a Big Ass Fucker.

Hey GUY want to come over and hang out?

Guy thinking: Sweet we're going to have sex baby. NO NO wait... laughing a lil... yeah we are.

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That Guy

He fools you once, you're mad. Fools you twice, how could he. Fools you three times and he's officially that guy, you know the one. He goes to the bar and he's like "This suit is officially Georgio Armani, my dad knows him", FUCK YOU. I AAAAAIIIIINN'T HAVIN THAT SHIT!

Nightshade is officially that guy

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that guy

a person who gives himself nicknames, laughs at his own jokes, and goes around acting like he's cool.

Wow. Have you been around Mike lately? Yeah... he's really being that guy.

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guis

a gender-neutral way to reclaim and say the word "guys" when addressing multiple people at once.

Me: "Hey guis, what's up"
Everyone (collectively): "Hey, what's up, Donna"

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that guy

1. (n.) The guy who wears the t-shirt of their own band. 2. (n.) The guy who wears the shirt of the band that he has come to the show to see. 3. (n.) The guy who buys a shirt at a show and puts it on over whatever shirt they were previously wearing.

Dude, don't be that guy.

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It Guys

A group of men who are above gossip, are extremely friendly, and most likely are hung like horses

Tammy: "Just to get back at those guys, we are going to call them the It Guys!"

Group of guys: "Well, thanks for the compliment!"

75👍 52👎

Such a Guy

An easy going dude, with a big dick.

Girl 1: "Damn, boyfriend is such a guy, like, he's dick is so fucking big."
Girl 2: "Ugh, if only I had such a guy like him."

16👍 8👎