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The bum who sits outside a 7-11 that opens the door as you come and go hoping for extra change from your purchase and or a bottle of liquor at Christmas
Why does the 7-11 doorman smell like vodka and good n' plenty's?
Is it Christmas time already?
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A couple where one partner is a 7 and the other a 11 on a scale of 1-10. The quantifying traits could be any of hotness, intelligence (:p), social stature etc. Mostly used in the context of physical features though.
Jay and Sofia Pritchett are such a 7-11 couple.
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A phrase for when something doesn’t go exactly as planned, and a word is needed to express frustration in a less lethal way.
“How’d that dinner date go with Kim?”
“Fuckass 7/11”
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(n.) Used to distinguish between an Indian that comes from India or somewhere in the Middle East from a Casino Indian.
John - I just met this one HOT Indian.
Ben - Thats cool... Wait, was she a "7/11 Indian" or a Casino Indian.
John - 7/11 Indian.
Ben - Thats weird.
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to be brought down by the weight of one's own hype
to be hoisted on one's own petard
Stems from the server crashes experienced by Apple Computer on July 11, 2008 during the simultaneous launch of the 3G iPhone, the iPhone and iPod Touch 2.0 OS, and MobileMe, which resulted in chaos at stores and inability to update for millions
"I tried to host a house party last night, but I put it on Facebook and five hundred people showed up. The cops had to break it up with the riot squad."
"Dude, you got a 7/11 fail."
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like saying "have a good day" but better.
"have a 7/11 day dude!"
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You go buy a slurpee(any flavor) and then dump it all in your girlfriends ass and the slurp it out at 7:11(the time)
Man my bitch let me do a 7/11 slurpee last night!
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