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The unfortunate soul who answers 911 calls and is unable to make fun of you for it, or point out how dumb you are.
Your neighbor's lawn trimmings are getting on your lawn? The kids are throwing a superball near your car? Your 5 year old is out of control and won't go to bed? Your teenager isn't listening to you? The neighbors bush is too big? McDonalds didn't give you exact change? The car in front of you is driving slow on purpose? And it goes on, and on, and on...
911 Call Taker EMERGENCY
My neighbors are playing their tv too loud, it's 3 in the afternoon and my cats usually take a nap right now...
AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
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To be smashed, punched, or knocked out.
Bro I about 911'd this fool in his grill piece last night!
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the career of helping people with emergencys that dial 911
the career of dealing with ass-holes that call 911 when they don't have an emergency
call taker "911 where is your emergency"
caller "yes officer..are you a dective"
call taker "no sir, i'm just a 911 call taker"
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Many years ago, William Shatner did a voice over for a television show featuring dramatic reenactments of situations leading to emergency calls called Rescue 911.
A William Shatner 911 now is used to refer to an extreme emergency when running for a bowel movement.
Uh oh, I think I have a William Shatner 911 brewing from them chilli dogs last night - Gotta run!
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“hey did you hear what lady gaga said? pop a 911!”
“yep we letting pigs fly this year!”
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Person who calls 911 as a way to summon the police to resolve a minor dispute such as receiving the wrong order at a fast-food restaurant.
A woman in Florida proved herself to be a 911 drama queen when she called because McDonald's couldn't complete her order and apparently they wouldn't give her a refund.
Another 911 drama queen was upset because Burger King supposedly wouldn't let her have it her way but the dispatcher refused to send help.
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A horribly funny spin off of Rescue 911, but in a real life sense. Its generally used to refer to when a male hooks up with a physically unattractive female.
Dude did you see Josh on Rescue Penis 911 last night?
Yeah dude, she was the skankiest skank boat of all the skanks, I bet he washed his dick like 5 times this morning.
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