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Slang common among those who play the madden NFL video game. "99" represents the highest rating in a caqtegory. "Tuff" is exactly what it sounds like, tough. But the fact that it was spelled with two F's makes it that much cooler. The term carries over into everyday random conversations which makes it funny.
"Did you see Marty take that punch like it was nothin?"
"Yeah man, he is totally 99 tuff brah."
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1. Used to describe something that is poorly made, doesn't work, or has any other negative aspect.
2. Used to describe someone who is bad at something.
"Dude your CD player is skipping, wow, 99-cent CD player."
"Way to drop the food, you're a 99-cent grocery bagger."
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When a person is locked in a relationship, slaving at home, only for their loved one to get them an item every once in a while amounting to around $99 in value. Often, this is a cheap consumer digital camera or a pair of shoes.
Marco: Yeah, I stayed home all this weekend, even though my friends wanted me to go out.
Friend: Dude, did you at least get a $99'er from your wife??
Marco: Yup.
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The Brooklyn nine nine precinct
Guy #1 what’s the precinct name number in Brooklyn 99?
Guy #2 it’s the 99 precinct
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The rare shot that travels from a shooters hands to a players head from an opposing team, bounces off and goes in the basket.
Kobe left the league in style, his final shot was a 99 pointer.
Brooklyn 99 is a tv show that u can find on Netflix it's about cops (New.York.Police.Department)
Dad:what are u watching
Me:Brooklyn 99
Dad:Boring
Me: you haven't even seen it -shows it to him -
Dad-addicted after 5 line-up
When you're sure but don't know for a fact
I'm 99% sure that's not what he meant