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A story or art piece where the moon is much larger or closer than it actually is in real life. This is based on the movie Bruce Almighty, where the protagonist brings the moon closer to the Earth.
Despicable Me has a scene with a Bruce Almighty Moon that was caused by Gru stealing the moon
Sir Kevin the almighty glorious emperor supreme leader of the lords of the venerable rainbow llamas and related alpacas savior of all he graces with his presence and awesomeness. His dictatorship has rained justice upon all which he reigns as a benevolent king and a beloved ruler of alpaca LLand (haha see what i did there). He has a buttler (haha im so mature) chicken who has been described as a penguin who is a turkey.
Person 1: Yo, dude, you hear about Sir Kevin the almighty glorious emperor supreme leader of the lords of the venerable rainbow llamas and related alpacas savior of all he graces with his presence and awesomeness?
Person 2: Oh ya betcha.
A special kind of internet troll who is most likely an atheist or doesn't believe in god but insists on using a username associated with godly or satanic names or IRL is a reverend or other holy title.
But is in overall a complete nutjob and believes in everything that has been proven to be false, including the illuminati and the whole 2012/end of the world theories.
Has really poor grammar and tries to call others out by getting them to read a dictionary when he/she is the one that needs it more than the people they are antagonising.
Often mixes in troll slang and usage of words like fairy and the like as insults.
Also...fails to get words right and never uses capital letters. When he/she is trying to come across as sane in contrast as to how crazy his/her victims are they flat out fail and end up as the delusional ones instead.
"Oh god...what is HeavenlyArcAngel doing now?"
"He's going on about 2012 again."
"The Almighty Nutjob is at it again, I see."
"I wish he would just shut up."
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before engaging in sexual intercourse you pour French's mustard, FRENCH'S only then you apply it with the tip of your nose on the womans vagina while slightly moving upwards and collecting a handful of dingleberries which are forcibly plugged into the females ears to the point where they can't hear, after the male dips his penis in hott salsa and penetrates the female's eye sockett pushing her eyeball back (only to be done on left eye) then the female rests her tongue on the male's gooch while she sprinkles pepper on his genitals and continues to lick it up until clean at which point the male inserts his penis in the womans anus and licks her sweaty armpits. All of which must be done while the female has one hand tied behind her back, hoping in circles on one leg.....while on fire! After the male pulls her hair up imitating a troll doll and punches her straight in the nose causing the blood to rub in with his semen in and around her mouth!
-Dude did you try the almighty magical rickster on your girl for your anniversary?
-yea dude
-so what happened?
-she is currently in intensive care for 2nd degree burns, waiting for an eye donation and just yesterday she was able to sit without ripping the 69 stitches that were given to her anus.
-oh so pretty good i guess
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*R/IDEEP IN THE GOBLIN CITY WERE 2 VEGGIES, MARII AND EMMA. THEY PRAYED TO BRISUS AND THE MAJESTIC OOF OAK TREE. THEIR PRAYERS WERE ANSWERED BY BRISUS AND LEGEND HAS IT THE OOF OAK IS STILL THERE.
broski- T-THATS THE ALMIGHTY OOF OAK-
A god of peace and order, taking the form of an ordinary chicken egg. His followers are a small cult with about 10-15 members.
"Look it's Widerstehest the Almighty Egg, the god of Peace!