Barbeast Athletics

A trending fitness apparel line based out of Georgia, USA. Barbeast Athletics is where the strong become stronger. They are a true strength apparel company based around Powerlifting, Strongman, Weighlifting, CrossFit, etc.

Barbeast Athletics encourage everyone to be a BARBEAST and put your old PRs to rest.

Athlete’s Gooch

Basically, athlete’s foot running from your sphincter to your grundle. Usually has snake-like texture and the odor of a decomposing body.

Bro, did you hear Garrrry has a sever case of Athlete’s Gooch? It smells like he has the crypt keeper in a triangle hold.

athletic and toned

A body type commonly selected on match.com by men who are neither athletic nor toned. If they were honest with themselves they would select "beer belly".

I searched for athletic and toned men on match.com, but all the search results came back with were beer bellied men that didn't even have an attractive face to make up for the lie about their body type.

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Student Athlete

A group of people who are willing to get up earlier, work harder and be leaders on and off the field, court, and classroom. They are incredibly hard working not only keeping grades up but also striving to be the best in what they do.

Why do they work so hard?

They’re student athletes.

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athlete's face

Itchy, peeling, stinky red face. Normally caused by, or associated with being, working class or lower. Poor man's skin affliction and infection, which results in soreness, redness and flakiness. Can also be caused by having a borderline alcoholic issue.

Did you see Alex Ferguson the other night? looked like he a had real bad bout of athlete's face.

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Athlete’s Penis

Term used to describe the condition of a persons manhood after it has been subjected to a long night of sexual intercourse (usually without a condom), or over-enthusiastic masturbation. Normally red, throbbing and sore to the touch.

Oli: Did you have a good time with that slut last night then?
Mark: Yeah but my dick is so sore today.
Oli: Chlamydia?
Mark: Nah mate probs just a severe case of athlete’s penis.

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Athlete's Dick

1) A yeast infection in the male crotch area. 2) the exposure of athletes foot to the crotch area by means of said foot hitting the underwear prior to pulling them up. 3) a dry or itchy rash

John got a bad case of athlete's dick from Karen. Robert got athlete's dick from the mens locker room.

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