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A man who gets out of the bath to piss in the sink
He got out of the bath to piss in the sink, he is a true Australian Gentleman
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When someone pisses in your mouth to induce pleasure. Usually for people with piss fetishes.
Guy 1: So dude i was nailing this chick last night! and she asked me to give her an australian pelican.
Guy 2: Thats sick man! did you do it?
Guy 3: Yeah, it was nasty!
When one walks across burning hot concrete or sand at such speed it looks like a dance. Most commonly occurs during the warmer seasons.
Oh jeez... it’s so hot I’m gonna need to Australian Dance across the car park
A drunk. So called because Australians have a well-deserved reputation for excessive drinking. It is one of the few things at which they excel, probably because most of them are of Irish or Scottish ancestry.
Benny used to be okay, but since he's been hitting the sauce he has become a real Australian intellectual.
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A tavern or bar room or cheap gin mill. This is due to the fact that Australians are known for excessive drinking and spending too much time in gin mills.
Joe is over at Australian College getting his load on.
The only education he got was sitting on a bar stool in Australian college.
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When you are performing the act of Doggie Style, the man "finishes" and as the women sits up, the man runs up from behind and slaps her around the face with the penis while ejaculating in her eye replicating snake's venom.
Guy 1: "So how's your girlfriends eye?"
Guy 2: "You mean after I gave her that bitchin' Australian Sidewinder!?"
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When you shove your ballsack in someone's ass while they are upside-down (specifically inside the rectum)
This Sheila asked me to Australian teabag her shitter and now my ballsack tastes like ass