Dirty Bard

A guy that learns hentai music on a lute to play for his entire DND group.

You know that nerd Toby, he's such a dirty bard.

Bard Time

Spending an inordinate amount of time composing a clever and well-timed email reply.

Dog, that Samantha sure got in my head. Had to do some bard time to escape solitary.

Venti The Bard

Venti the bard aka Venti. Known as town deaf bard by Paimon. Venti the bard is Vent1swaifu’s boyfriend and no one else is.

Hey! Did you know Venti aka Venti the bard is vent1swaifu’s boyfriend!!!

VENTI THE BARD

My sweet love we will get married someday I am ur beloved baby girl yas my boy marry me rn pls I love you

Venti the bard is HOT

Bardness

A mood a person enters where they feel a violent urge to express the philosophical ideas of Alexander Bard.

Sorry if I'm about to talk too much, I'm entering Bardness...

Bard

Bard is when someone is trying to say that they’re telling the truth similar to the phrase “on god”

Me:”I met a really popular celebrity last week”
Friend:”no you didn’t stop lying”
Me:”bard I did”

Bard

DMV slang for when you are saying on god

bardd you never spoke to her before? (On god)