Boston usually is someone who is hilarious when they arenβt trying to be. They show signs of cluelessness, and fake stupidity. They play baseball and are very tall. When they grow up, they think they are gay; but end up not being gay.
That person thought they were gay, they must be a Boston.
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The only place where it's normal to talk like this:
"Let me paak the caah, ok?"
"That movie was fookin gaa-bage!"
"Who faated?"
"I'm gooin daan to the bessment."
Welcome to Baaston, where we learn to talk without moving our lips!
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The area code is 617. The home of the Celtics and the illest studz and femz!!! It is better known as "Beantown" or "Da Bean", where only the strong survive...early! Peeps be sleepin on da Bean acting like we aint gangsta...we on the map now SON...early!!!
Idiot: Boston is nothing but rich snobby white kids going to good colleges.
The Informer: Boston is not just what you see on TV!!! You need to go to the hood like Dorchester, Roxbury, and Mattapan--then come holla at me pimpin!!!
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The best city ever. Capital of massachusetts. Home of famous chowder, red sox( best MLB team eva) patriots( ditto but in NFL) swan boats, celtics, duck tours, and many revolutionary events such as the Boston massacre. Being a dot rat myself I have to say that I have never heard a person speak with a Boston accent. Also Boston is WAY better than NYC because the people r nicer and don't try to run u over with s taxi when u go to cross the street at a red lite..... Except if u try to cross when it's a green light... Yeah that tends to piss people off s lot..... So to conclude Boston is the best place to live ever!
I can't wait to go see the boston red sox.
Lets hit up those wicked Boston nightclubs on lands down street!
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An oversized town that desperately wants to be New York City.
9:58pm...
Person 1: I hate it how Boston closes at 10pm.
Person 2: Yea. Let's down some bea's and drive to the city. We'll get there in 4 hours.
Person 1: Just in time for happy hour.
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Man, I love Boston, it's the best fuckin place ever!
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