One who burgles turds for profit or pleasure.
"There goes Cory. That guy is such a turd burglar."
"He sure is, Gary. He sure is."
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The Hamburglar's more fetid and vastly less successful predecessor.
I thought the McCrappy Meal cam with a Turd Burglar toy...
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My cat took a crap and the dog ate it...he sure is a turd burglar
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One who reproduces a friend's witty lines, whilst passing them off as their own.
Fay, you're such a chat burglar, you've really gotta work on your banter
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A pussy stealing lesbian that always taking the straight girls away from the common man
It's tough to get laid with all these cat burglars around!
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A homosexual male.
He's not attracted to women, he's a turd burglar.
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A person who looks through the cracks of a bathroom stall to see the person in there.
"Cover your face, the turd burglar is back!"
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