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Home of future home of current rapist and naturalist Connor Mccoy. Be aware of his large and in charge presence, and hide yo friends and hide yo roommates.
Lock your dorms at the College of Charleston, Connor Mccoy is walking down Calhoun Street as we speak!
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A Charleston Chew is the name of the sexual act wherein the man slaps his partner's face with his member. While their are other names for this act it is the Charleston Chew that has become the term most applied.
It is thought that the term came to be when Lord Charleston mentioned in his journal documented that he had performed such an act, with the intent of seeking counsel due to his feelings that it may have been demeaning or provoked the wrath of God. Once he confessed to the Church he was sentenced to ninety days in state prison but reclaimed his rank and title upon his return.
What is even more uncertain is when the 'chew' suffix was attached. Most likely it originated when the partner being given the Charleston also stimulated the glans orally, giving rise to the implication of the member as a 'sweet' or 'tootsy-pop'. Charleston Chew is therefore how it is referred to.
'I shagged my wife last night then finished off by giving her a Charleston Chew the kinky minx'
'Hey dude look at her!'
'Man I bet she loves a good Charleston'
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when you ravage a vagina so viciously, all you have left to F--- is the meat between the butt and the cunt. The butt cunt
Wow, she has a sloppy charleston chew
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A type of dildo. The day before, the man will take a shit on his girlfriends chest, then the guy will have sex with his girlfriend. After sex, he will jizz a stripe down the shit on the chest, let it dry, and roll it all up in a long stick. Then, put it in the freezer. The next day, this will be used as a dildo.
Dude 1: Yo, my marriage is failing, any tips?
Dude 2: Yeah, just give her a charleston chew, she will love it
Dude 1: What is it?
Dude 2: (explains)
Dude 1: Dude that's gross, but I like it.
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A term that one imagines is a Southern fried version of its British cousin "Yankee-Doodle Dandy" and perhaps harks back to old class divisions in the Palmetto State. Upstart Liberal Presidential candidate, in the South Carolina Republican Primary.
Stephen Colbert was described as a "Charleston dandy" by a group of South Carolina moms doing a Town Hall.
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1. a cheap prostitute
2. a woman who would look normal and maybe even attractive if not for their emaciated, drug-addicted appearance
"I can't even go past 11th street downtown anymore because of all the Charleston girls blocking the sidewalks and streets."
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Start off by shitting into one's mouth, laying the chocolate base. Then jizz in it to add the cream filling. Complete the act by making them chew it up, resembling a chewed up candy bar. Is rumored to taste just like the famous candy bar.
Betty said she had the munchies, so I gave her a good ol' Charleston Chew.
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