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KARLKOZZI COMET

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When a person or persons want to share faecal matter/turds/shit/poo with each other, stretching ones arsehole wide enough to be able to fire a shitpedo from one arse to another with minimal effort

Hi there brad would you like to come over for a party with me and my friends. There will be an abundance of fun for all after the finger buffet and cocktails.

Brad, yes sure this sounds fun will I be getting the KARLKOZZI COMET fired into my stretched arsehole at high speed ohh I hope I don’t choke.

And I hope my leather cheerio will stretch wide enough for the brown phallus be be re-homed.

Wow what a party.

by MR-SIKERFRITZ December 24, 2022


Camp Comet

Camp Comet is a roleplay server on an app known as Discord. On the outside, it seems like a harmless roleplay with lots of interesting people! Once you join, however...

It’s a completely different story.

There are so many random people on this server, including some dude who gets hard whenever he’s put on the server’s “starboard

It’s all okay tho, sense you can hug people!

There’s also magic.

Lots and lots of magical shenanigans.

Each category of magic is based on a different planet of the solar system! From the Sun’s light magic to the Moon’s shadow magic, and everything in between!

We hope you come check out our roleplay server’s unlimited randomness!

“Dude, have you been on Camp Comet yet?”
“Yes, in fact, I have!”
“Did you like it?”
“No, I left immediately. To weird for me!”

by Cinnamon256 March 28, 2019


dragging the comet

When one farts in one area of a room and walks across the room dragging the odor with them.

"Man he busted serious ass by the kitchen then came "dragging the comet" into the living room."

by The Sikness December 27, 2012

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Vomit Comet

A specific vomitular design made on the side of one's car after a passenger decides he's just not gonna tell you he is sick at a speed of no less than 65mph.

A Vomit Comet comes around once every 20 lightbeers.

by JJNickels29 June 4, 2013

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Comet Gurgling

When a dude cums into a condom and throws the condom into a girl's mouth from long range.

" I tried for a money-shot but she suggested Comet Gurgling instead."

by the boi that doesn't care February 17, 2017

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Halley's Comet

A variation of streaking where a glow-stick is affixed to the genitals and a tail of approximately 4 feet of toilet paper is wedged between the butt cheeks. Best done in low light conditions.

*shreiking*
What was that?

Steve did the Halley's Comet.

Yeah, but why?

by Theprofessorguy October 30, 2018

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shoe comet

toilet paper stuck to your shoe and trailing out behind you as you leave the bathroom.

As she walked out of the bathroom, Barbara was so inebriated that she didn't notice the shoe comet trailing behind her.

by drdiva August 22, 2009

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