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When someone falls down 25 flights of stairs then gets ran over by a steamroller and shot by Alec Baldwin and then manages to teach you about drugs.
Yooo the do when I look a Cornelius?
A name for someone of Asian descent (typically Indonesian) usually knows a thing or two about chemistry and guns.
Cornelius is also someone who'd watch another person fall down 60 flights of stairs and just say "Damn" then pop another joke involving guns or chemistry.
Yoo I watched some guy just stare at a body of someone who fell down 60 flights of stairs and make a joke.
Let me guess, his last name was Cornelius
Bingo...
The second funniest man alive, and a slave
Guy: says a funny joke
You: Wow, this guy is such a Cornelius
Certainly! Here's a dictionary-style definition for "cornelius":
Cornelius (noun):
1. A person who consistently exhibits excessive efforts to appear impressive or fashionable, often resulting in perceived insincerity or artificiality.
2. A term used colloquially to describe individuals who habitually engage in ostentatious behavior or conspicuous displays of wealth, status, or attractiveness, with the intent to gain admiration or approval from others.
Why are you flexing in front of all those girls? You’re so Cornelius
A Cornelius is the smartest most loving and kind man you’ll ever meet. Aside from his unique name comes in interesting personality although he’s stubborn he’s a soft person at heart to people he loves most and is very good looking it’s easy to get trapped in their beautiful brown eyes. When you meet a Cornelius keep them they’re really important people and never disappoint especially when you’re dating a Cornelius. They show you off to all their friends and make sweet gestures in the public. A Cornelius loves to give and receive subtle gestures.
“Who is this guy over there? He looks hot“
“This is Cornelius“
“I WANT HIM“
Corneliu is that one person that will stick kick your ass , no matter how friends you are. Don’t disrespect a Corneliu, he might be calm at first but you never know when you will end up in a dishwasher. Very friendly guy overall. Never backs up when pressured. Always very romantic and artistic.
It’s so hot outside, wait it’s just Corneliu