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The act of anal sex in which the partner on the receiving end takes a large amount of laxatives. The goal is then to for the one penetrating to finish before the laxatives take effect.
-Hey John, how did your date with Sarah go?
-Horrible, she wanted me to do the Yarmouth countdown
-Gross
A euphemism for masturbating, stemming from the idea of watching the rather mundane but charming letter/number-based UK game-show, Countdown.
"Eric, what are you doing up there?"
"I'm watching countdown, mum!"
You stick your finger up you little tiny butthole and then you stick it in someone's ear.
if you keep bad mouthin me i will give you a dirty California countdown you booty cheek.
A person who has gotten so addicted to the show Countdown, it develops into a medical condition. It could even make one form an emotional attachment to a Countdown clock.
David: I love playing Countdown. I play it at least 5 times a day.
Karl Pilkington: Perhaps you need to see a doctor, you may have countdown-a-tosis.
When you are miserable at your job and can't wait to leave, you are on the BK Countdown!
I'm so tired at this raggedy job. I'm on the BK Countdown, baby!
When giving a dude a handjob and 10 seconds before they splurge you begin giving them a 10 second count down and when the countdown hits 1 second the dude will splurge
"Maddie give me a countdown" Ben screams.
A New Zealand supermarket chain that is the exact fucking same as an Australian Woolworths store. Same food, same logo, same colour sceme. But don't try to use your Woolworths Rewards card at a Countdown. Trust me. It won't work.
Let's go grab some kai from Countdown