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A crotchety old bag of bones that lurks around one's home without the knowledge of the residents
the cupboard hag sat in the musty attic combing her thinning hair and trolling people on the internet
So not cool. Said to someone who thinks they're in the cool group. But isn't.
You're such a cupboard handle 🙄
A term for a place that someone masturbates in.
"Look at ol' Thomas, wanking away in The Cupboard."
A person who likes to lurk inside of cupboards spying on unsuspecting victims.
hey sim ya dirty cupboard monger. did i hear you spying on me last night while rooting my missus
A cupboard in your home that is earmarked for putting odd items in. It usually starts as a regular cupboard but ends up with anything and everything. Mostly full of items that should have been thrown away or given to someone else but instead are kept because you think you may have use for them in 10 years.
I'll just put this tent in this cupboard. I'm sure we'll use it more than once. It's not as though we have a void cupboard.
Typical universal credit chav, painted over old wooden cupboards in a white wash that's basically transparent. Generally filthy inside and out
That bitch has got council cupboards
Stealing your friends load when he's trying to give his girlfriend a facial during a threesome involving you.
I was about to give her a nice pearl necklace during our three way, but my friend tried to raid my cupboard for himself.