Food that taste like cupboard
These walnuts taste cupboard burnt
A poo of so epic a proportion that no matter how many hands of paper towels you pull out to buff up your rusty star the old brown biro never runs out of ink , hide your socks
USED ALL THE CHUFFING BOG ROLL
Shouting from the bog ......
Throw up another bog roll love , Im clearing out the airing cupboard up here
Gone through more bog roll than a covid 19 panic buying individual
Typical universal credit chav, painted over old wooden cupboards in a white wash that's basically transparent. Generally filthy inside and out
That bitch has got council cupboards
Stealing your friends load when he's trying to give his girlfriend a facial during a threesome involving you.
I was about to give her a nice pearl necklace during our three way, but my friend tried to raid my cupboard for himself.
Port a john, port a potty, portable potty
I need to take a dump in the pooh cupboard. John destroyed the pooh cupboard.
A term for a place that someone masturbates in.
"Look at ol' Thomas, wanking away in The Cupboard."