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cupboard burnt

Food that taste like cupboard

These walnuts taste cupboard burnt

by Cheyyennerox February 22, 2018


cupboard

A board you keep your cups on.

I put my cup on my cupboard.

by qwertyjk May 7, 2019


clearing out the airing cupboard

A poo of so epic a proportion that no matter how many hands of paper towels you pull out to buff up your rusty star the old brown biro never runs out of ink , hide your socks

USED ALL THE CHUFFING BOG ROLL

Shouting from the bog ......
Throw up another bog roll love , Im clearing out the airing cupboard up here

Gone through more bog roll than a covid 19 panic buying individual

by Trentbridge Troll April 16, 2021


council cupboards

Typical universal credit chav, painted over old wooden cupboards in a white wash that's basically transparent. Generally filthy inside and out

That bitch has got council cupboards

by Chazzyb July 25, 2023


raid my cupboard

Stealing your friends load when he's trying to give his girlfriend a facial during a threesome involving you.

I was about to give her a nice pearl necklace during our three way, but my friend tried to raid my cupboard for himself.

by NasT4U May 24, 2023


Pooh cupboard

Port a john, port a potty, portable potty

I need to take a dump in the pooh cupboard. John destroyed the pooh cupboard.

by I crack myself up August 14, 2022


The Cupboard

A term for a place that someone masturbates in.

"Look at ol' Thomas, wanking away in The Cupboard."

by Weedster Parker January 28, 2022