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That moment when you have taken so much cocaine you go full retard
Damn nigga, ma nigga Tyrone went dakke dak last night.
Contrary to popular belief, Dak is not trash. He’s lead the Dallas Cowboys to 3 winning seasons in each of his first 3 seasons. He’s 32-16 as a starter and is 2nd in wins only behind Tom Brady since 2016. Overall has better stats than Carson Wentz, besides TD:INT ratio. Has ACTUALLY started in playoff games unlike Wentz. Dak is 13-5 against the NFC east. ( Could’ve been 12-4 if it weren’t for that bs loss against the Redskins in 2018). This upcoming 2019 NFL season Dak is facing some tough competition, so it’ll be a way to prove Cowboys haters wrong. Plus most people spend their time hating on the Cowboys and on Dak than following their team.
Person 1: Man that Dak Prescott guy is kinda good
Person 2: Whattttt, he plays for the cowboys so he’s trash
Person 1: *proceeds to show Person 2 Daks accomplishments and accolades*
Person 2: *still being ignorant* He’s still trash
When Dak goes to DnD with his friends and smuggles a vibrator up his ass. The vibrator is attuned to his dice so that every time he rolls, the "William the Bloody" turns up to 10.
" bro, do you hear that? Pretty sure it's the sound of Dirty Dak's anal vibrator..."
A quarterback who plays well in the regular season but cannot win in the playoffs.
I really like our QB, but I I don’t think we can win the Super Bowl because he suffers from Dak’s Disease
(Verb)
To slide into power; take control smoothly
Donald Trump just pulled a Dak Prescott on Obama. We're all gonna die.
The name you call someone demanding $40 mil a yr (or any ridiculously large sum of money) despite being slightly above average.
boss- "(insert random schmuck's name)...keep up the good work here, you're doing slightly above average! "
schmuck: "Thank you! can I have a 4000% raise?"
boss- (sips coffee) "go back to to work dak prescott."
A term used when people are making fun of other people who think that sexting is cool.
guy 1: hey man whats up?
guy 2: nothing, just sexting my girlsfriend.
guy 1: haha Dak Borsh is the best.
guy2: ?