dolphinize

To urinate on a fan of the opposite team. Taken from the horrific example a few years ago when a group of Oakland Raider fans beat up a Dolphins fan in the bathroom, then proceeded to urinate on him. Typical neanderthal Raider fan behavior.

The Raiders haven't won a meaningful game in years, which results in the fans having to dolphinize opposing fans to gain any satisfaction in life.

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dolphin

The act of saying "high five" to a friend, then dodging their hand by diving yours underneath and saying "dolphin." -Started by Jaco Chew

Person A:"High five"
Person B:"OKay" (hand assumes a high five position)
Person A:(Hand dives underneath)"DOLPHIN!!"

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Dolphinate

When you stick your nose in someone's "blowhole" (aka butthole) to smell the fresh air that comes out of it

Skylar pinned me down and sat on my face last night. It was all a big joke until i got dolphinated

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Dolphin

A person who leads you somewhere, and then abandons you. Similar as to how dolphins will lead people away from their herd, and then abandon them.

Nicole is such a dolphin. She convinced me not to get my book, and then when we walked 20 yards, she ditched us.

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DOLPHINS

Pure epicness. No other animal beats them. You hurt them I hurt you. 🐬 EPIC

dolphins are more epic then you will ever be

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dolphin

the number 5000. originally referring to points, "dolphins" have grown to include just about anything.
origins: the online game Robot Unicorn Attack, where every 5000 points you get, another dolphin joins the pack.

1. "dude yesterday I was playing robot unicorn attack and i got almost 12 dolphins in one wish."

2. "yo i have like a dolphin songs on my ipod."

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dolphin

A profession football team that resembles a holiday rebate check.....Allways mailing it in before they expire on December 31.

The football version of the Bostonred Sox

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