n, v, adj, adv, int
Origin: Spanglish, bastardized version of "dumpster"
n: Something/somebody incredibly crappy*, like if they were to ask you on a date, you would dump them before they even finish asking.
v: To do something really crappy
adj: Describing something really crappy
adv: To do something crappily
int: Used to express dissatisfaction or disgust regarding something.
It's pretty much the universal negative descriptor when profanity isn't acceptable and "crappy" and "cruddy" don't cut it anymore.
*crappy being a gross understatement, here
n: You liked your own Facebook status? You are such a dumpers!
v: Way to dumpers the whole day by landing us in detention!
adj: Look at this mess! This place is such a dumpers!
adv: He was cleaning up so dumpers that he made it even dirtier!
int: Did you see her new legwarmers?!?!?! DUMPERS!
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The act of convincing a girl to have anal sex (in her dumper) then immediately dumping her after wards.
Yo I just pulled the double dumper on Amy. Banged her in the dumper, then dumped her.
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A sex act similar to the "Cleveland Steamer" involving one party defacating on the other. Unlike the Cleveland Steamer, however, one uses no saran wrap to create any kind of steam effect. Rather, one simply "dumps" on their partner.
The Dayton Dumper is named after another notable Ohio city, Dayton, on the other corner of the state
"I'm telling you, she was filthy. She asked for the Dayton Dumper straight up."
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Up your poop shoot....usually a penis or penis shaped object
"Does that feel good Up the dumper?"
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1.A large extra area of fat between the belly button and genitalia that looks like a second ass 2.Being able to defecate on the toilet sitting facing the tank due to obesity.
Courtney had such a large front dumper that Paul had to role her in flour to find the wet spot.
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An affliction usually associated with a girl who has a pretty face but a saggy, unformed ass.
I was going to try and bang her, until she turned around and I saw she had a case of the funky dumper. Carrie Underwood has a pretty face but I think she has funky dumper.
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A condition often developed when a person 'dumps' or terminates a relationship with a (former) paramour.
Symptoms include but are not limited to:
1. Crying
2. Depression
3. Feelings of being alone (Forever Alone)
4. Elevated sexual drive
5. Brown Terrors
6. Calling their former paramour at odd hours of the night begging for forgiveness
7. Sleepless nights
Bro1 "You see Shelly the other night?"
Bro2 "Yeah she had a serious case of Dumpers Regret"
Bro1 "Stay away from that shit!"
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