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The best person in the world there is no beta way to explain him other then him being the best person in the world.
Edward is cool.
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A pure, innocent, little boy that was a mistake. His mother was drunk when she made him. She doesn’t even know who the father is. She just blames alcohol and her libido. The resemblance between them is uncanny which is why some people think he’s a girl. His mother didn’t even name him, so people just call him Edward for some unknown reason. He grew up alone on the streets until a wizard turned him into a balloon.
Five years later, he saw his mother at a birthday party and approached her. However, his mother didn’t recognize him, so she ignored him. Because of that incident, he started haunting her and still haunts her until this day.
My advice is don’t abandon your child because they will turn into a balloon someday and start haunting you. Nobody knows if the mother was just hallucinating of her son. Some people just think that she felt guilty, so she just imagined the whole story.
If you don’t want that to happen to you just take care of your children and don’t abandon them. Your child may not turn into a balloon, but he will haunt you forever because you will feel guilty. Who knows, maybe he will actually turn into an object and really haunt you.
Edward was a mistake
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A character from Twilight. And ,no, he wasn't bitten by Carlisle. He was first a young boy named Cedric Diggory who wandered off like a stupid boy around a graveyard and got shot by Lord Voldy. What you people didn't realize was that Michael Jackson found him and bit him. He then sent 'edward' to the little family he created(which no one knows of) and brainwashed him into thinking that Carlisle brought him back to 'life'. Cedric changed his name to Edward Cullen and then he met Bella. Cho wasn't too happy about that (and if you guys were paying attention, you would've seen Cho in the back of Bella in every scene with a knife-also the reason why 'edwards' eyes are so big all the time. So there you have it people! THE TRUE 'EDWARD' :)
Cedric: I realize I never really thanked you properly for tipping me off about those dragons.
Harry: Forget about it. I'm sure you would've done the same for me.
Cedric: Exactly. You know the Prefects' bathroom on the fifth floor?...
Edward: I promise that this will be the last time you’ll see me. I won’t come back. I won’t put you through anything like this again. You can go on with your life without any more interference from me. It will be as if I’d never existed.
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A short child with a huge head who is obsessed with Harry Potter. Hes white and likes to be spammed on facebook. The rudest way to insult someone.
You are such an Edward
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A douchebag with a vocabulary containing the words: dingus, dumb dumb, idiot, fat jew, and unbelievable
That guy is really edward-like
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