greeks

refer to two groups of people:

1) the ancient hellenes

2) modern greeks

unbeknownst or outright denied by "modern" greeks, there isn't really any relation racially between the hellenes and the "moderns". the slavic migrations between 600-800ad completely overwhelmed greece. the population of greece has always been small, even moreso during those times. constant warfare depleted the population further. the slavs managed to settle thessaly,aetolia,macedonia,thrace and the
peloponesos. virtually every major part of greece, save for boeotia(which is where dislocated albanians settled)was overrun by the slavs. to this day there are still towns with slavic etymology. the "greeks" of today are nothing more than the descendants of hellenized slavs, which was the policy of the church to gain converts, and of the byzantine empire in order to free itself from a two front war against eastern armies of islamic faith. the gene pool of the hellenes, while not completely decimated was absorbed by the slavs.
the slavs were classified as greek speaking, slav speaking, or bulgarian speaking. through the years other ethnicities were thrown into the mix: normans,venetians,romanians,turks egyptians. modern day peoples of the balkans have varying degrees of the admixture of these ethnicities, and the "greeks" are no exception.

it is foolish of the greeks to believe they are directly descended from the ancient hellenes.

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greeking

disrespectful slang for the art of lavaliering; usually used by those who use greeked instead of lavaliered

"Dude, I'm so moving up from apprentice in my greeking today. I've got like, two chicks just beggin ta be micked."

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THE GREEK

a slimey european version of a dirty mexican male sex offender

THE GREEK: a strangley lookin fake tanned fellow but somehow still quite very reem, who creeps on unsuspecting poon.

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Greek

someone who lives in North London, who has big jubblies and generally eats cakes after midnight.

that greek bird eats loads of cakes, the weight has gone to her jubblies

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Greek

Turco-Arab Mutts who steal European History

So if you are Greek from Europe, why are you Dark?

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Greeks

Members of college fraternities and/or sororities. So called because they usually use two or three Greek letters as their designation, sometimes representing some ideal or other "secret" information.

The Greeks at this school give good parties.

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greek

to greek. verb
when you get your dick sucked by a girl, and then she hooks up with another dude.

the other dude just got greeked.

damn, that frat star over there just got greeked! that bitch just sucked tummis dick 20 minutes before hooking up with him! hes gotta have the worst luck ever.

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