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A term for having sex with sheep.
Ah, that lad Jimmy is out in the field shaggin the haggis again. What a pervert. shaggin the haggis
"Hoots Jimmy, will ye stop playing wi' yer hairy haggis!" You dinnae impress me"
When you eat so much candy that your insides probably look like a rainbow haggis.
"Ugh, I shouldn't have eaten all those skittles; I feel like a rainbow haggis."
What fallen men, commonly by the name of Ayobami, devour on a daily basis
Ayobami - "Oh Meredith, that Haggis Nyash was so delightful! Please may I have some more?"
Your last resort person to hang out with. The dregs of your social life. If the alternative is staying home for the third Saturday night in a row, you call your weekend haggis.
You: I’m going for a drink with Tom tomorrow night.
Friend: I thought you didn’t like Tom?
You: yeah but he’s my weekend haggis.
Colostomy bag. Full to bursting. Possibly abandoned in a public space.
Don't kick that son, that's a Devil's haggis. Here, poke it with this stick.
Glaswegian term for the vigorous two handed option of masturbation while watching reflection in mirror.
Eg '' Hamish decided to 'whack the haggis' when his mother walked in with the coco pops...''
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