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(N.) Used to define men who shove their dicks against people around him. Happens most of the time in crowded places, such as a morning public train.
Mr. Coppz is a Crowd Rhino.
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When two men each masturbate into one of their hands, go up to a crowd of people and high-five several times, causing their semen to spray onto the unsuspecting victims.
Mark: "Hey Ben, want to go crowd sprinkler those people?"
Ben: "Sure! Meet back here in five minutes."
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A hooker that pretends to be a woman, but you realize later that it is in fact a man.
A friend of mine picked up some love for sale down on Santa Monica Blvd., but it turned out that "she" had crowded pants.
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Yuppies, and their less educated brethren, who attempt to look "hip," "hot," and/or "with it" by drinking Zima which is supposed to be a trendy alcoholic beverage with the flavor of a wine cooler and the kick of a beer. For those who can't handle either.
I couldn't get a picher last night since the place was packed with the zima crowd still sporting their softball uniforms, along with the accompanying dirt and aroma.
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A large number of people who watch over specific areas each contributing relatively small amount information, typically via the Internet to secure said area.
Mansa was missing for a few days, but luckily the community crowd watch was able to locate him because a crowd watcher noticed him leaving the shrine center.
The act of walking into a group of strangers and dropping a particularly heinous fart, especially humorous when done on an elevator; usually done as a vacation activity.
Example 1:
Jessica: Why's it smell like dead bodies on the elevator?
Terrence: Alex and I were dropping crowd farts the whole way up.
Example 2:
Jon: Why are you drinking all that milk before the concert?
Chris: I'm going to try to set a crowd farting world record.
Usually the term stand-up comedy people use when they realize that the current crowd that they are trying to amuse will be a difficult one to entertain.
Joker: My mother-in law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed, I never knew they worked.
Crowd: . . .
Joker:...Huh, Tough crowd.