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Arguably the most legendary man East of the Mississippi. Not only does this man attract females of all nationalities but his 6’2 Russian look got him on Vogue male of the year billboard 2011. Major accomplishments of his include throwing a football 64 yards and nearly getting petit larceny for stealing free breakfast sandwiches. Legend has it he has the keys to Scottsville, NY and has a gravesite already paid for in LeRoy, NY.
YO DUDE ITS TREY ISSACS
Isaac mason is the worst insult anyone could possibly receive. The receiver of this insult often becomes very depressed. Never joke around with this insult unless you truly mean it.
“You are Issac mason”
An Issac is a (very) distant cousin or reflection of an Isaac.
Often believing themselves to embody the traits of an Isaac, an Issac (not unlike their name) will claim to display the traits of an Isaac, but will inevitably always be slightly incorrect or disturbing to behold.
Person 1:
"Oh hey! is that Isaac over there?"
Person 2:
"Careful, don't say that in his presence! That's an Issac, not an Isaac..."
Person 1:
"Oh god, not an Issac, those guys smell like feet and make everyone uncomfortable..."
Person 2:
"We'd best go another detection..."
Issac is a guy who is a friendly ass mf. His head shaped like a log and he cheats. He’s a certified PLAYA.
“Ayo that’s my bald nigga Issac!”