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When a professional athlete has an anomolously strong season (akin to Brady Anderson's 50 home run 1996 season) right before their contract ends, resulting in their next contract ridiculously overpaying them.
“Yeah, he’s in the last year of his NHL contract and is on pace for a 40 goal season. I’d call that a Jeff Skinner jackpot.”
Shit, piss, vomit, and cum brewed in a witches pot over a fire and mixed with multiple incantation of your shit eating intentions.
Brad: Bro I just went to the trails and made a fresh batch of Jungle juice jackpot
chad: Ill pay you for all of the batch for 300$
Doctor: you have cancer.
ched: I have a new cancer, it's jungle juice.
When one has limited or no service, then receives a ton of TM's after having received none for hours. The sound and sensation of this experience is similar to hitting a jackpot at a casino.
C- I hate cell phones after Hurricanes
V- Yeah I just hit the Text message Jackpot- messages from days ago.
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To have sex with a person who is very popular. A very sexy rock star or movie star.
I hit the sexual jackpot when i went to bed with Rock Star.
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Before engaging in anal intercourse, a roll of coins is inserted into the vagina. Anal sex then takes place, when the male nears orgasm, he concusses the woman thus tensing her body increasing sexual gratification. After her body relaxes, the coins then fall out, JACKPOT.
"Dude, that ho was so dirty last night, she was so keen for a donkey punch jackpot"
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When your friend says something stupid: “Charlie I think you’re onto something. The jackpot of Jack squat.”
When you're pouring lucky charms and all of a sudden there is a certian part that has a bunch of LC marshmellows, Quite frequent if you buy bulk packages (From Sam's or ssomething) When hitting the LCJ usual emotions are Excitement and Joy. But be careful not to hit the jackpot to frequently or you will be left with the regular cereal, which sucks.
Taylor: *Pours Cereal* ...
*Hits Lucky Charm Jackpot*
Taylor: Hell yeah!
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