jesus

a magician that lived 2000 years ago,fooling the less intelligent and weak.He was the chris angel of his time,the only reason why we dont think chris angel is the son of god is because we understand magic and know its fake but 2000 years ago people werent so smart.

Damm jesus you turned my water into wine,how did you do that ?

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jesus

a black jew who founded christianity

Jesus: "I am black, and I am a Jew"

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a jesus

a guy with long hair

Drill sergeant: "Look, boys, we got a Jesus here! Get his ass in that barber chair!"

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Jesus

Person who did some crazy shit.

Whoah, Jesus did some crazy shit.

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jesus

Man who was nailed to a tree for stating how good it would be to be nice to each other, for a change.

Nearly 2 thousand years after Jesus, a young girl suddenly realized what was wrong with the world, but before she could tell anybody, the world was destroyed by a vogon constructor fleet, paving way for a hyper-space bypass.

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jesus

Jesus is sometimes a very sensitive guy. he loves to listen to peaceful music while he does almost anything. he is attractive to some people. he never gives up. he stands back up and fights for what he wants👹

Jesus is so god damn hot af🤤

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jesus

Everyone who dies and then comes back to life are zombies.
Jesus died and then came back to life. Jesus is a zombie

Satanist: Jesus will eat your brains!!

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